A Complete History Of My Sexual Failures
Chris Waitt, the star and maker of the documentary, appears to be in his mid 30s and he has had his fair share of girlfriends — all of whom have dumped him. He decides to find out why and he attempts to interview each of his exs to see why he can’t find a relationship that lasts. If you can imagine knocking on the door of someone who has dumped you and shoving a boom mike and a camera in their face, then you can get a sense of how funny this is.
Indeed, in the first half hour, when he first sets out of his quest, there are some great belly laughs. For instance, when his agent/financial backer gives him an angry phone call after his wasted trip to Scotland or when he finally manages to interview his first old girlfriend and she reveals when their relationship took place or when the most angry of all his exs (who will only speak to him behind and screen and via a Stephen Hawkins computer) takes an age to type our her answer to his question “What didn’t you like about me?”
The pace of the film wanes in the second half and there is a fairly pointless visit to a dominatrix and an experiment with Viagra, but Waitt himself freely admits this. And you also wonder to yourself as you watch Waitt on dates “Is this guy for real or is he playing up on his slacker image to make his film more funny.” You also hope this isn’t the case in the films surprise ending, which has called a little bit of a stir. It is a very sweet ending … and, in a way, it is life-affirming. You never know what could happen when, in a booze/Viagra induced daze, you approach 300 strangers in the street and beg them for sex!
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Chris….u won`t believe it but this was nearly one of the best documentaries i`ve ever seen!!!
Although i hope u`ll never make one again…
U`re telling just (and just) the truth man!!!
Chris,
Thank you. Your film is absolutely brilliant. Hilarious, poignant, and redeeming in its ending. Well done!
Funny
it was good……..but there was one problem..all of your girlfriends looked quite older than you….good job in the end….
Interesting… was this all real? I know for a fact you can’t have an erection for longer than 6 hours without causing permanent damage to your *****…. I’m surprised his doctor didn’t reccommend him to go to the hospital. Everything seems to end all happily and just too cleanly. And his general mopiness. If it was in fact real then good on him.. if not I guess at least it was a little funny.
yes…i don’t know how much real it is…and there were surley some regizated scenes. Anyway…this chris waitt seamed to me a little *****,******; i don’t know if this it is determined by his IQ level or he tried to have something of Owen Wilson. And for ‘Dumphead’ come on… the best documentary you had ever seen?? I would say that i’ve seen worse ones.
and sorry i forget…the song was good ;)
If my daughter wanted to date you, I’d write the “Dear Chris” . . . ur I mean the “dear John” letter myself!
An unequivocally phenomenal story. I could never be with someone like Chris, for probably the same reasons as all of his exes, but I’m so glad that he finally found love – and with a very wonderful woman, it seems. I could also never expose myself so fully as Chris did, but in doing so, he made a film that is so much more real and genuine than anything I believe I’ve ever seen. He is better for making this, and I am better for seeing it.
ooohhh!!! Cindy was crying!
great idea and good fun watching!
I`m living next to Vicky in Edinburgh :)
“romania” find a more interesting name, you don`t really represent a country
an odd documentary! awesome idea btw! kudos!
hee. funny. how come he had so many gfs in his life? :]
i like the nest on his head.
is worthy to wtch to have fun.
There you go people. The secret to dating.
- Be yourself, Meet as many people as possible, try to date the ones you like and Don’t give up. Learning from your mistakes is the key though.
This is One of the funniest docs I’ve seen yet.
Laughed my *** off every second of it.
I’m going to buy this film somehow.
I was going on personal recommendation to watch this documentary, at first finding it quite wacky to see someone filming this as a way of discovering his own flaws through past failures.
It turns out that we all get devastated some point in our lives, getting affected by all the past antecedents that will later contribute to where we are now. Without studying our past, realizing our core beliefs and automatic thoughts, it’s hard for us to figure out what we really are.
The movie might see ordinary and reflect on all of us. Yet, it teaches us to learn from our mistakes, love yourself before expecting others to appreciate you. Eventually, we’ll meet that special someone just around the corner:) sooner or later, you just never know.
I liked it.
wow, not the doc to watch when you happen to be single and down a bit. Seemed genuine and good though.
Not sure how genuine this film really is.
One can see the film cuts each time he took a viagra.If he really had a problem he would of called a prostitute or go to an emergency room.
Anyway most important,the film was educational and entertaining in spite of my doubts about its authenticity.
Hey Chris, i find myself in the exact same situation, and seeing how alike our lifes are, this gave me new hope that some day i will meet someone, great documentory mate
I can’t believe this ***** actually had many ex gfs, unless this doc was fake I can’t see how he had that many gfs.
High Fidelity much?
poor dumb *******
I agree with carpenter I was in disbelief when this guy was listing out so many chicks.
This movie does not work. Adverts and trailer portion only. Went to Google videos and Youtube to watch. Same BS there.
man are you on drugs? you can’t be that ******
Just saw this movie last night via Comcast ON Demand for $5.00 and it was awesome overall. My husband and I really loved it. Very original.
It was a good documentary.atlast he understand…relation is not to be taken granted…not let the other person to be take it for granted.
If this is real than I hope he really did learn some things. Otherwise I’m afraid he might blow his brains out when Alex breaks up with him =/
But it was a really funny, cute doc!
i love this guy. he’s my new hero.
Who cares if it’s fake or not, fun watch in any case and Chris is quite a character… :-)
Hardy….
Tell us about your sexual failures….
Whatever funny elements this doc had, they were cancelled out by the corny, quasi-scripted quality of the film. I might as well have watched The Hills.
CHRIS, I’VE LITERALLY SEEN 100′S OF DOCUMENTARIES AND YOURS TOUCHED ME THE MOST, NOT SURE WHY BUT I THINK IT WAS THE FACT THAT YOU DISCOVERED SOME OF YOUR EMOTIONS DURING THE FILMING OF YOUR MOVIE AND YOUR JOURNEY, ALL OF YOUR X-GIRLS WERE FANTASTIC AND I HOPE U REALLY LISTENED TO WHAT THEY WERE TRYING TO TELL YOU, AND AS FAR AS YOUR **** IS CONCERNED, YOU JUST NEED TO START MASTURBATING MORE, GET SOME REALLY GOOD P0RN AND AWAY U GO! IF YOU TRULY WANT A GF, YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE TO PLEASURE HER, AND THE MONEY THING, WELL, NOT ALL GIRLS ARE LOOKING FOR THAT!
PK
GOTS TO AGREE WITH DUMPHEAD
I challenge all people to look back at all their relationships. Remember back to when you first met the person, and before you had sex with that person. When you had disagreements, were they disrespectful (ie. f-bombs)? Now think about after having sex, and whether or not there was a change in the disagreements (were they disrespectful ie. hatred, f-bombs etc.)?
Be honest with yourself.
Look at Chris and the way all those women hated him. Ya he was a douche bag towards them, but they were intimate, and then hated him. How does that work? This guy did not know how to have a real relationship, because all he thought about was having sex with these women. In the end he figured it out maybe?
i hope that none of you really think this was real… albeit some “reaction” scenes were. mostly scripted and mostly been done before.
I thought this was going somewhere untill he decided his real problem was sex… oh my goodness.
If ever a person avoided to see his own flaws and accept/change them this was one.
Being this selfish I doubt it would ever work out with anyone.
And omg having sex is like having a drink in this movie… I find it shocking people like him find it natural to just have sex with someone you met like the same day or even the same month. It would not suprise me at all if the psychology of a person that invests so easily is problematic to the extend of having sexual problems.
And that BDSM stuff this film would be better without.
I don’t recommend this to anyone unless you are bored crazy and enjoy watching a man suffer from his flaws.
This is very bad movie. It is a complete failure.
The main character, and director, is the most annoying figure you could imagine. Most of the situations seen in this movie are obviously set up… It’s an interesting subject and idea, but it just didn’t work in the case of Chris Waitt. He made a really bad movie.
I really wasnt sure about this movie at the begining, but it got better towards the end! I really liked it! I laughed and I even almost cried. There were parts were I kind of felt bad for him, and parts when I didnt like him, but having so many different emotions during this movie is what made it so good I think. I dont know if it was real or not, but it was entertaining!
(he was a little dumb) :)
chris, im 8 years old and i loved this doc. we are studying this is school and i have the same problim. you go man!!
chris, im 8 years old and i loved this doc. we are studying this is school and i have the same problim. you go man!!!
de@r detctive j@mes,
wh@t iz wrong witchu? like re@lly m@n? wh@t kind of school studiez dis??
Taking 07 pills of Viagra will cause an instant heart attack, vasodilation and extreme blood flow inside the body, it is even hard to stand up!
Any how interesting documentary.
I liked “I know a woman who is always ready to talk to me, it is my mom”
Ha ha ha absolutly LOVED this….quite funny and touching…the ending came together so well it seemed contrived but either way it was well done!
I also doubt whether some part of the film is real but there are real life situations within it.You are lucky to have a mum who is direct and points out your failures, if you don’t listen to what she says then what is the point of going outside looking for it, because she is a women who have lived long enough to know a lot about relationship.
Ya some parts of the fill I think are totally unreal but fused with real life buts that ok. 7 viagra would = exploded ****.
I like how this guy put himself out their, but i did not appreciate the scene of watching his *** and ***** being squezed, he kind of over did it. I think he has a good sense of humor and thought the best part was when the 10 guysd are aLL TELLING HIM HOW TO MAKE his **** work, and 1 kid tries to tell him he must be *** even though he looked like a virgin to me.
all in all chris doesn’t have it that bad, i mean some guys his age have never even had a girl friend or real life girl and has like 10 which is still alot for most guys.
The psycho doctor was pretty funny and i loved the song about lesbians, rofl lmao. on the other hand I think his **** doesnt work because he maybe doesn’t like the girls enough. If you try to have sex with a girl you really do not like you can have trouble getting it hard enough, or if you feel pressured or are not ready. Long story short don’t have sex with people you don;t want to have sex with especially if your a man b/c you won’t be able to get it up. This is not an unusual problem, most men just don’t admit to it or hide it when it happens.
That was so funny, couldn’t stop laughing. Share the same problem, but to be honest I dont think about it that much anymore. You are so funny mate. Great doc
Dear detective james…. YOU’RE EIGHT! What “problim” could you be talking about?!
silly goose
God, Chris. He’s 30-something acting and dressing like he’s some kind of grungy highschool student. He looks exactly what I would call a ‘deadbeat’.
the real question is, is chris still with alex?
Oh man, I loved this one.
There is a general feeling of pathetic-ness throughout the film that some might not be into, but it’s countered by this guy pretty much being completely open to the world about his shortcomings… which is beautiful.
While maybe none of us are as incompetent as Chris, I think most of us will see a part of ourselves in his misery. We’ve all gone through a hard break up, and the self loathing that sometimes fallows.
I found myself laughing out loud over and over, and it’s pretty hard for a film to do that to me. It’s not even that this is a very funny documentary (ok, it’s pretty funny) but it’s not trying very hard. It just made me feel like life/people/relationships are so complex, that all you can do is laugh and wipe away the tears.
Hang in there Chris. A+ and double kudos bonus points for being a WARP film. (warp records is EPIC)
hey
u have made a really nice documentary
its because ur emotions wer also into it
and so does ur xgf’s.
and as i have expected…
it all comes down to sex.
So did he bang alex?