A Complete History Of My Sexual Failures
Chris Waitt, the star and maker of the documentary, appears to be in his mid 30s and he has had his fair share of girlfriends — all of whom have dumped him. He decides to find out why and he attempts to interview each of his exs to see why he can’t find a relationship that lasts. If you can imagine knocking on the door of someone who has dumped you and shoving a boom mike and a camera in their face, then you can get a sense of how funny this is.
Indeed, in the first half hour, when he first sets out of his quest, there are some great belly laughs. For instance, when his agent/financial backer gives him an angry phone call after his wasted trip to Scotland or when he finally manages to interview his first old girlfriend and she reveals when their relationship took place or when the most angry of all his exs (who will only speak to him behind and screen and via a Stephen Hawkins computer) takes an age to type our her answer to his question “What didn’t you like about me?”
The pace of the film wanes in the second half and there is a fairly pointless visit to a dominatrix and an experiment with Viagra, but Waitt himself freely admits this. And you also wonder to yourself as you watch Waitt on dates “Is this guy for real or is he playing up on his slacker image to make his film more funny.” You also hope this isn’t the case in the films surprise ending, which has called a little bit of a stir. It is a very sweet ending … and, in a way, it is life-affirming. You never know what could happen when, in a booze/Viagra induced daze, you approach 300 strangers in the street and beg them for sex!
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August 12th, 2009 at 00:56
Chris….u won`t believe it but this was nearly one of the best documentaries i`ve ever seen!!!
Although i hope u`ll never make one again…
U`re telling just (and just) the truth man!!!
August 12th, 2009 at 19:13
Chris,
Thank you. Your film is absolutely brilliant. Hilarious, poignant, and redeeming in its ending. Well done!
August 14th, 2009 at 07:59
Funny
September 8th, 2009 at 18:55
it was good……..but there was one problem..all of your girlfriends looked quite older than you….good job in the end….
September 11th, 2009 at 16:27
Interesting… was this all real? I know for a fact you can’t have an erection for longer than 6 hours without causing permanent damage to your penis…. I’m surprised his doctor didn’t reccommend him to go to the hospital. Everything seems to end all happily and just too cleanly. And his general mopiness. If it was in fact real then good on him.. if not I guess at least it was a little funny.
October 6th, 2009 at 21:50
yes…i don’t know how much real it is…and there were surley some regizated scenes. Anyway…this chris waitt seamed to me a little idiot,stupid; i don’t know if this it is determined by his IQ level or he tried to have something of Owen Wilson. And for ‘Dumphead’ come on… the best documentary you had ever seen?? I would say that i’ve seen worse ones.
October 6th, 2009 at 21:53
and sorry i forget…the song was good
October 7th, 2009 at 10:13
If my daughter wanted to date you, I’d write the “Dear Chris” . . . ur I mean the “dear John” letter myself!
October 10th, 2009 at 02:36
An unequivocally phenomenal story. I could never be with someone like Chris, for probably the same reasons as all of his exes, but I’m so glad that he finally found love – and with a very wonderful woman, it seems. I could also never expose myself so fully as Chris did, but in doing so, he made a film that is so much more real and genuine than anything I believe I’ve ever seen. He is better for making this, and I am better for seeing it.
October 15th, 2009 at 07:42
ooohhh!!! Cindy was crying!
October 25th, 2009 at 15:48
great idea and good fun watching!
I`m living next to Vicky in Edinburgh
“romania” find a more interesting name, you don`t really represent a country
October 26th, 2009 at 08:42
an odd documentary! awesome idea btw! kudos!
hee. funny. how come he had so many gfs in his life? :]
i like the nest on his head.
is worthy to wtch to have fun.
October 26th, 2009 at 11:11
There you go people. The secret to dating.
- Be yourself, Meet as many people as possible, try to date the ones you like and Don’t give up. Learning from your mistakes is the key though.
This is One of the funniest docs I’ve seen yet.
Laughed my ass off every second of it.
I’m going to buy this film somehow.
October 27th, 2009 at 10:33
I was going on personal recommendation to watch this documentary, at first finding it quite wacky to see someone filming this as a way of discovering his own flaws through past failures.
It turns out that we all get devastated some point in our lives, getting affected by all the past antecedents that will later contribute to where we are now. Without studying our past, realizing our core beliefs and automatic thoughts, it’s hard for us to figure out what we really are.
The movie might see ordinary and reflect on all of us. Yet, it teaches us to learn from our mistakes, love yourself before expecting others to appreciate you. Eventually, we’ll meet that special someone just around the corner:) sooner or later, you just never know.
October 27th, 2009 at 12:24
I liked it.
October 29th, 2009 at 05:07
wow, not the doc to watch when you happen to be single and down a bit. Seemed genuine and good though.
November 12th, 2009 at 06:23
Not sure how genuine this film really is.
One can see the film cuts each time he took a viagra.If he really had a problem he would of called a prostitute or go to an emergency room.
Anyway most important,the film was educational and entertaining in spite of my doubts about its authenticity.
November 14th, 2009 at 02:16
Hey Chris, i find myself in the exact same situation, and seeing how alike our lifes are, this gave me new hope that some day i will meet someone, great documentory mate
November 28th, 2009 at 06:11
I can’t believe this idiot actually had many ex gfs, unless this doc was fake I can’t see how he had that many gfs.
December 11th, 2009 at 04:03
High Fidelity much?
January 20th, 2010 at 14:51
poor dumb bastard
January 30th, 2010 at 09:05
I agree with carpenter I was in disbelief when this guy was listing out so many chicks.
February 2nd, 2010 at 03:00
This movie does not work. Adverts and trailer portion only. Went to Google videos and Youtube to watch. Same BS there.
February 18th, 2010 at 22:27
man are you on drugs? you can’t be that stupid
February 20th, 2010 at 19:55
Just saw this movie last night via Comcast ON Demand for $5.00 and it was awesome overall. My husband and I really loved it. Very original.
February 23rd, 2010 at 23:07
It was a good documentary.atlast he understand…relation is not to be taken granted…not let the other person to be take it for granted.
February 28th, 2010 at 04:27
If this is real than I hope he really did learn some things. Otherwise I’m afraid he might blow his brains out when Alex breaks up with him =/
But it was a really funny, cute doc!
February 28th, 2010 at 08:33
i love this guy. he’s my new hero.
February 28th, 2010 at 17:11
Who cares if it’s fake or not, fun watch in any case and Chris is quite a character…
February 28th, 2010 at 19:00
Hardy….
Tell us about your sexual failures….
March 18th, 2010 at 03:18
Whatever funny elements this doc had, they were cancelled out by the corny, quasi-scripted quality of the film. I might as well have watched The Hills.
March 20th, 2010 at 03:20
CHRIS, I’VE LITERALLY SEEN 100′S OF DOCUMENTARIES AND YOURS TOUCHED ME THE MOST, NOT SURE WHY BUT I THINK IT WAS THE FACT THAT YOU DISCOVERED SOME OF YOUR EMOTIONS DURING THE FILMING OF YOUR MOVIE AND YOUR JOURNEY, ALL OF YOUR X-GIRLS WERE FANTASTIC AND I HOPE U REALLY LISTENED TO WHAT THEY WERE TRYING TO TELL YOU, AND AS FAR AS YOUR COCK IS CONCERNED, YOU JUST NEED TO START MASTURBATING MORE, GET SOME REALLY GOOD P0RN AND AWAY U GO! IF YOU TRULY WANT A GF, YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE TO PLEASURE HER, AND THE MONEY THING, WELL, NOT ALL GIRLS ARE LOOKING FOR THAT!
PK
March 20th, 2010 at 03:28
GOTS TO AGREE WITH DUMPHEAD
March 20th, 2010 at 06:24
I challenge all people to look back at all their relationships. Remember back to when you first met the person, and before you had sex with that person. When you had disagreements, were they disrespectful (ie. f-bombs)? Now think about after having sex, and whether or not there was a change in the disagreements (were they disrespectful ie. hatred, f-bombs etc.)?
Be honest with yourself.
Look at Chris and the way all those women hated him. Ya he was a douche bag towards them, but they were intimate, and then hated him. How does that work? This guy did not know how to have a real relationship, because all he thought about was having sex with these women. In the end he figured it out maybe?