Comments on: A Complete History Of My Sexual Failures

By: Ware Darren

Ware Darren — Thu, 08 Dec 2011 00:26:00 +0000

Well spotted!! :)

After watching (most) of it, it’s pretty darn obvious this wasn’t in the slightest degree ‘real’!!! So, ‘no’, they didn’t take him seriously as they’re playing roles as any actors are incentivised to do!

By: Ware Darren

Ware Darren — Thu, 08 Dec 2011 00:21:00 +0000

This is all scripted! Does anyone think this is real?!?!?

“Make chums” with all the characters associated with this on the Facebook and you’ll find they’re stiil all mates and some currently work together. Learn to:
(i) Be sceptical
(ii) Observe for yourselves
(iii) Judge the evidence for yourselves
(iii) Remain the individual you hope to be

… Then, and only then, bother to move your fingers to post something that adds the value…

By: Ware Darren

Ware Darren — Thu, 08 Dec 2011 00:14:00 +0000

Err…

“Collage or University” !?!

…Oooh the irony !! I’m now SOOO puzzled!! Or is spotting such a ‘Faux’ error a sure-fire means to join he upper echelons of “UKMedia.Com”

Don’t manipulate us… but put your energy into Humanist goals, (if you actually care a jot)

I went to “State Funded” Croydon College at aged 16. I lasted just under 2 weeks before throwing it in after showing that our Math’s Tutor wasn’t up to the challenge and was ‘Dumbing it down’, (n.b. This was 1984… so imagine how bad things NOW are!!!).

Maybe it’s because I achieved the boy’s highest 11+ score in the London Borough of Sutton in 1978… and thus am VERY suspect of anyone who professes ‘knowledge’ but is actually blatantly as ‘Thikky-Wikky-@s-Pooh’!

So ‘Yusiley’… Did ‘yu’ leave school aged 8ish??… Or 9ish??? (Just about when the initial basics of ‘the laws of grammar’ were imparted).

I don’t have a telly and don’t search the internet on such crap very much… but I am guessing this whole film/response is all an ‘HUJ’ (“Huge Uni Joke”).

If anyone fell for this they are a tad worthy of “analogue despair”.

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Tue, 04 Oct 2011 12:25:00 +0000

hahaha pretty funny, especially the interview with “Rachael” that cracked me up! Seriously tho, this guy is a d@#$head… no motivation, no ambition, just…nothing inside a nobody…

By: Yusiley S

Yusiley S — Fri, 26 Aug 2011 14:14:00 +0000

That’s because he acts and dresses like a high school teenager. If he acted and dressed like a real man and not a child, he would look as the same age as they are.

By: Yusiley S

Yusiley S — Fri, 26 Aug 2011 14:00:00 +0000

There is a huge difference between sex on the spot (one night stand) and a lasting relationship. Clearly this guy doesn’t have any issue with one nighter sex, otherwise he wouldn’t be having so many girlfriends, but this is a doc on wanting to know why his relationships didn’t last at all. Just because women want sex with you don’t mean they want you as a long term partner… maybe these women just wanted sex with Kurt Cobain and move on to a real man whom they can have a real longing relationship with.

By: Yusiley S

Yusiley S — Fri, 26 Aug 2011 08:33:00 +0000

I wouldn’t go out with Kurt Cobain, much less stick his diseased penis inside of me (sorry years of needle usage and drugs would make him a ill-fitted mate, too unhealthy to mate with).

Also another thing to add, you study molecular biology and quantum physics, yet you can’t construct your sentences more properly, more coherent and without the profanity. If I were a biologist or physicist, I would be embarrassed to be seen near you. Clearly your collage or university don’t teach their students how to write professionally.

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Wed, 24 Aug 2011 14:38:00 +0000

Were his dishelved clothes created by a professional costume designer? I can’t help thinking a shave, shower and some clean clothes wouldn’t have hurt his chances. Note most of the women he dated were pretty fastidious about their appearance. I’ts hard to believe they took him seriously.

By: Miles Weston

Miles Weston — Sat, 20 Aug 2011 17:57:00 +0000

Thats was bloody hilarious

By: Frances Black

Frances Black — Mon, 15 Aug 2011 10:12:00 +0000

He does look a lot like Kurt Cobain doesn’t he! lol
Perhaps he will have some luck hitting on Courtney Love?

By: Zsuzsanna Szigeti

Zsuzsanna Szigeti — Sun, 14 Aug 2011 14:35:00 +0000

The Russian girl promised to call him is his girlfriend since. :-)

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Thu, 21 Jul 2011 19:35:00 +0000

I am pretty sure this is a mockumentary, anyway it was funny to see a man humiliating himself in front of his exes. And it was even funnier to see him getting whipped by the dominatrix… he he
Ok, maybe some parts seemed really sincere, like the end, but I bet most of it was fiction.
And I do not believe that somebody who looks so much lie kurt cobain wouldn’t find a girl who’d have sex with him on the spot!
nice doc

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Tue, 31 May 2011 03:36:00 +0000

Whether or not it was intentional (which I think was the whole point) it was nice to see that Chris was retrospective enough about himself and the typical “man” that it was very funny. I kept thinking “you pathetic bastard”. I liked how he showed how really clueless men can be about women.

By: Epicurus

Epicurus — Wed, 18 May 2011 21:14:00 +0000

i have to moderate these comments so please try not to swear and if you are going to, then censor them yourself please.

you say you study molecular biology and quantum physics…what school do you go to? what year are you in?

By: Cia'nan Cerotus Cathmor

Cia'nan Cerotus Cathmor — Wed, 18 May 2011 14:33:00 +0000

I have great support for this man and great filmmaker, its raw, its real, its not some overused comedy or anything like that, its pure god damnit, i would love to hang out with this guy for a day. And on the state of women, just like men, 98.9% of them are whores on the inside. If i was a woman i would f*** you, just letting you know lol, you look like kurt cobain, who wouldnt want a piece of that? ill tell you who…no one. Which means everyone wants to f*** him, im assuming if i didnt f*** up the grammer or spelling as i am extremely high on the green, I love how people throw out jobless idiot before anything else sometimes, i dont have a job….yet i study molecular biology and quantum physics. Just cause you got a job at f***ing target doesnt make you king s***, now run back to the service industry and spit on some more burgers.(refered tp doctoe evil<—–i know…what a f***ing douche).