The Secret Mars Colony

2014 ,    »  -   54 Comments
Ratings: 4.02/10 from 255 users.

Are you worried the government has interests and endeavors they don't want you to know anything about, and that there are rich and powerful people all around us that have access and influence you will never have? Then UFOTV's The Secret Mars Colony is very likely right up your alley. The film looks at man's interest, exploration, and pursuit of habitation of our closest planetary neighbor from a hyper-conspirative perspective, theorizing a number of the widely-accepted truths about Mars are in fact merely propaganda. Some of the ideas presented:

  • Mars is being prepared as a survival colony in the event of what is thought to be imminent catastrophe that will leave Earth basically uninhabitable. This inevitability of planetary demise is pitched as having been known since as far back as the 1950's, when top secret government summits with the world's most enlightened scientific minds presented data not unlike the notions of global warming. Predictions as early as our previous (2000's) decade were made as to when these events could occur.
  • That Mars was colonized by mankind in mid-20th century, and has been populated by strategically selected specialists since that time. Travel between Earth and Mars has been an ongoing and rather routine practice during this entire time span, with teleportation (utilizing technology stemming from wormhole-like physics concepts) being the chief mode of transportation. " across large distances is best done using portals. Anything else is's just inefficient."
  • An elite class of Americans, President Eisenhower's great granddaughter being a vocal member of that group, have been presented the opportunity to opt in to these "escape programs" on a rolling basis throughout the years.
  • "The NASA that we've known for 50 years has been a lie." The idea that NASA is an open civilian scientific organization is a front, and rather was actually formed for the purpose of achieving all the aforementioned technological advancements for governmental utilization only.

The narrator is adamant in the closing minutes of the film that the data presented is not intended as proof the government has colonized Mars, then in his next point turns the conversation to whether Disney's (atrocious) 2012 film "John Carter" could have been a glimpse at the government's portal-based interstellar travel technology. It certainly is a presentation of a number of bold ideas, but only the most skeptical will be able to buy into most of the ideas here.

54 Comments / User Reviews

    ~Oliver B Koslik Esq
  1. ~Oliver B Koslik Esq

    Sensationalism that should only be heeded as fiction, confabulation, and other such exploitation of curiosity.

  2. Beejs
  3. Beejs

    Stopped watching when "credible witnesses" were "teleported"

  4. pwndecaf
  5. pwndecaf

    I bought a time-share on Mars but the travel costs are astronomical, even with teleportation! Lots of overhead, so they say...

  6. Fabien L'Amour
  7. Fabien L'Amour

    Is it at least a little bit funny, intentionally or not?

  8. Chard
  9. Chard

    It really isn't. I watched it expecting a laugh. It's just kinda sad.

  10. KC
  11. KC

    Did you make sure to have a clause in your time-share contract that says the contract applied to all parallel universes in the inertial-frame of your choosing? Otherwise you might end up occupying zero time in an imploded universe, or one that Mars never existed. Watch out for those Nasty-Rosenberg-Abramoff loop-holes.

  12. Fabien L'Amour
  13. Fabien L'Amour

    Thanks, I won't waste time watching it.

  14. pwndecaf
  15. pwndecaf

    Should have used an agent...

  16. bringmeredwine
  17. bringmeredwine

    I just had a snort and a chuckle when I read this title, lol!

  18. ZarathustraSpeaks
  19. ZarathustraSpeaks

    "but only the most skeptical will be able to buy into most of the ideas here."
    Actually the "most skeptical" are laughing their arse off that anyone might even consider this as anything more than a morons bad joke.

  20. Vlatko
  21. Vlatko

    Yeah, that part is ambiguous. It means the most sceptical towards the official government positions regarding space... meaning the ones who tend to believe in hyper-conspiracy theories.

  22. InvisibleHandInMyPants
  23. InvisibleHandInMyPants

    I heard snorting chemtrails while reading Ayn Rand will make this video plausible.

  24. DrJack37
  25. DrJack37

    Remember, you'll never get this time back.

  26. Thekman
  27. Thekman


  28. danceman
  29. danceman

    I believe in fairies ,too.

  30. Casey Brummitt
  31. Casey Brummitt

    Sound like the story line from doom the movie

  32. Martin Hedington
  33. Martin Hedington

    What a gyp. This is not much more than a Powerpoint presentation, not a documentary at all. The narrator also seems completely disinterested in the subject, no feeling, no passion. The subject really deserves better.

  34. cyberdog
  35. cyberdog

    There is a very reputable Nigerian organisation offering tickets with timeshare. I am considering it for myself, I'm just waiting for the Nigerian prince to pay back the money I borrowed him in the tragic travel mixup he found himself in. Then it"s off to mars I go.

  36. Brian Johnson
  37. Brian Johnson

    nasa is bs everyone knows there are ice caps at the poles of mars and there may be life there but nasa continuely send probes to the deserts of mars to look for water. bunch of bs

  38. Mic Medeiros
  39. Mic Medeiros

    You know, not anyone of us can verify if the moon is real, or if there is a colony on mars. Yeah many things are a bit out there but what can be worse than a large mass of people all believing what they are told?

  40. Terry Smith
  41. Terry Smith

    Sorry, couldn't get passed the "someone made a movie" chain of evidence. I saw a movie once where a green witch had flying monkeys...I didn't start a green witch with flying monkeys conspiracy.

  42. InvisibleHandInMyPants
  43. InvisibleHandInMyPants

    Because reality has its advantages.

  44. InvisibleHandInMyPants
  45. InvisibleHandInMyPants

    Well, if the laws of supply and demand apply in similar fashion to those on planet earth, then Id venture you have yourself a goldmine of a property there, my friend. BTW: speaking of gold, is it vaulable on Mars? What does one buy on Mars using whatever currency is accepted? You prly have a solid cases for fraud against the realtor who sold you this property.

  46. Richard Neva
  47. Richard Neva

    I believe every word of this film but distrust the government in Washington that is keeping this information under wraps. You just know they are planning our demise very earnestly! Remember this when you go to vote if you still do. I do not vote anymore and have not for several years.

  48. jamie m,.....canada
  49. jamie m,.....canada

    when I was in junior high school in new Brunswick Canada, we studied in science class what we would have to do to make colonies on the moon and mars. these were detailed studies o things such as breathable air, food plantation, an all basic necessities of life for sustainability. we also studied how we would improve things on the planet such as pollution - not causing the problems we caused on earth with transportation (gasoline),and electricity, etc. If we studied this in detail in junior high in new Brunswick you can be certain an agency like NASA would have more detailed reports on the subject from the worlds smartest minds, and have put such plans into action. as humans you can type anything into the internet such unbelievable concepts and there are videos on YouTube about it (on any subject) this proves if mankind can think of it mankind will do it.

  50. Klaus Reims
  51. Klaus Reims

    ROFL!! He had me at Schwarzenegger in the Hollywood Movie 'Total Recall'. It's originally a novel by Phillip K.Dick - which any halfway sophisticated person would now.

  52. bd1
  53. bd1

    I saw Alternative 3 which was aired in June 1977 and was shocked. Later, I met a girl who had the book which was pulled off the shelves nearly as soon as it hit them. The documentary was said to be an April Fool joke. I would like to know when in the history of April Fool jokes has one been pulled in June. Pull the other one. It's got bells on.

  54. Gigi Bardel
  55. Gigi Bardel

    this was fun.
    people have never leave orbit of earth.
    to leave the planet you need superior space crafts that are not existing.

  56. Gigi Bardel
  57. Gigi Bardel

    2050 planet is dead.

  58. Jessica Honeybarbieque Peters
  59. Jessica Honeybarbieque Peters

    i concur! Never have voted and never had the urge to do so. For some reason I always believed it did not matter. voting for puppets while they do their dirt behind the curtain

  60. Richard Neva
  61. Richard Neva

    Then you wasted all that money on a flap!

  62. Patrick James Bayham
  63. Patrick James Bayham

    Alternative 3 was an april fools joke…good thing about still works.:)

  64. metawake
  65. metawake

    Smartest minds? Not necessarily. I believe a majority of people never get to realize their unique intellectual potential due to limited educational delivery in a public schooling system. Or, that even diet, affecting optimal health can play a role. Personally, I believe that only the effects of greeds threaten this planet and mankind as a whole.

  66. i_drink_Scope
  67. i_drink_Scope

    your response is not on topic.

  68. i_drink_Scope
  69. i_drink_Scope


  70. cyberdog
  71. cyberdog

    Yes, it was a very weak and rather terrible joke. Thank you for your feedback.

  72. ronsfi
  73. ronsfi

    Wouldn't it be easier to terraform earth...since were here already?...and it'

  74. jimmy
  75. jimmy

    It could be true OR it could be fake......but remember earth use to be flat to us.... we should all have a wide open MINDE for what can come to us and what we can accomplish in the future........

  76. jimmy
  77. jimmy

    The mind that opens to a new idea never returns to its original size.

  78. jimmy
  79. jimmy

    They are ill discoverers that think there is no land when they can see nothing but sea.

  80. Tom Wonsetler
  81. Tom Wonsetler

    Theres some closed minded unintelligent people on this comment section ! Of course this kind of stuff is going on, though im not sure how advanced the teleportation technology is. It could be fairly advanced ! Anyway, there is human life on Mars, its NOT all uninhabitable ! Wake up peopie ! Stop believing corporate, bankster and black ops lies and propaganda ! WAKE UP ! ! !

  82. John Brigden
  83. John Brigden

    Are movies pushing Science or is Science pushing movies. Maybe the're a wake up call. One comment says. "Why don't we Terra form Earth instead" That's about real estate and who controls what! A new planet would no doubt come under one rule. One government. Question is. "Is that a good thing for people?". UFO's are real but who's are they? If we own that technology what else? This planet has way too many secrets. I'm commenting in October 2015. NASA Has announced water on Mars. Really! By the way the Really was a smart arsed comment.

  84. Ed
  85. Ed

    How much BS can you spew in a half hour? Condpiracy theories and fantasy all wrapped in one pile of stupid. Nice

  86. Brian
  87. Brian

    Wow....there are really people out there who believe this stuff?

  88. MikeValentineSmith
  89. MikeValentineSmith

    I normally love loosely stitched together conspiracy theories, but this film was worse than anything I've come across... The narrator's delivery was one step above that of an amateur hypnotist, and the "evidence" provided was simply randomly selected movie plots and quotations from books which have LONG since been debunked. I have a long-standing relationship with the peoples of Mars, and although they have seen this film, they do not grok it rightly... They are still waiting on a retraction from the creator of this waste of breath... Waiting is...

  90. Pie
  91. Pie

    I did teleported too! instantly into sleep while trying to watch this tragicomedy!

  92. a1
  93. a1

    the annoying music at the end ruined it.

  94. bunzoo
  95. bunzoo

    my first thought: What fun! and I'm deciding how much time I'll spend on it.

  96. Chig Walla
  97. Chig Walla

    I have a bit of a routine...
    On Saturday mornings, I like to make myself a big breakfast and sit down to watch something silly before getting on with the day.
    Many, many thanks to whomever uploaded this: it was fantastic for that.


    Uh , this guy has seen way too many episodes of Battlestar Galactikook...I will not elaborate as to the source of my knowledge , but ,humans have NOT nor will they be able to for a very long time if ever, travel beyond the VanAllen layer of protection. Gamma and Xray energy at levels humans can not fathom , will immediately cook anything the nanosecond of passing past VanAllen region...period. Astrophysics aint legos people. We have disregarded the massive power the sun emits. Look , if you need SPF30 sunscreen to enjoy a beach for a couple hours, the level of SPF required to pass VanAllen is exponential and fantasy...Hell , lets go to Narnia while were at it , its just past where the sidewalk ends...Kooky fantasy not based in scientific review is what this "film" is ...thats it...I am reporting this nonsense to Flash Gordon mars needs women blah , blah ,blahbiddy blah abject sillyness .

  100. st
  101. st

    ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha............... ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.................. HA!

  102. Ryan
  103. Ryan

    best comment Ever - Kudos to "PWNDECAF"
    I bought a time-share on Mars but the travel costs are astronomical, even with teleportation! Lots of overhead, so they say...

  104. Gorm
  105. Gorm

    This is incredibly retarded.

  106. cs
  107. cs

    Please take this down. Some people may actually believe it!

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